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Hey Granddad!Willie Earl & Robert Earl

Personalized audio shoutouts

Order a Personal Audio Message from Granddad

A personally recorded audio shoutout in Granddad's unmistakable natural voice.
Prices approved — checkout is in test mode; live payments open soon. You can try the form, but no order is placed and nothing is charged.

Hear Granddad’s Voice 😂

“Happy Birthday, You Dizzy Motherfucker! 😂🎂”

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Really Granddad's voice. Every shoutout is a personalized audio message personally recorded by Willie Earl in his natural voice, with his consent. No voice cloning or text-to-speech. Granddad stays anonymous and off camera — his voice does the talking.

Proposed turnaround: 3–5 business days. Not yet approved or guaranteed.

Holiday order deadlines and recording capacity await approval. Desired dates are not guaranteed; requests are not open yet.

Audio delivery and refund terms must be approved before live payments turn on.

Step 1: What's the occasion?
Step 2: Choose your audio package

Robert Earl audio duo: availability and pricing not confirmed; not included in these packages.

Step 3: Who is it for?

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Step 4: Your details

Questions & answers

How long does a shoutout take?

Proposed turnaround: 3–5 business days. Not yet approved or guaranteed. Holiday order deadlines and recording capacity await approval. Desired dates are not guaranteed; requests are not open yet.

Are payments live?

Not yet. Checkout is in test mode right now — nothing is charged until live payments open. Sign up for emails at the bottom of the home page to hear when we go live.

Is it really Granddad's voice?

Every shoutout is a personalized audio message personally recorded by Willie Earl in his natural voice, with his consent. No voice cloning or text-to-speech. Granddad stays anonymous and off camera — his voice does the talking.

Will I see Granddad?

No. Willie Earl stays anonymous and off camera. Personalized shoutouts are audio only — his natural voice, never footage of him delivering a message.

What requests won't you do?

No abusive, harassing, hateful, sexual, threatening, or defamatory requests, and nothing that targets someone without their consent. We may decline any request.

What's the refund policy?

Refund terms are still being decided and will be posted before payments are turned on.

How can I use my shoutout?

Shoutouts are for personal, non-commercial use only. Business or advertising use needs a separate booking.

Can I use AI to copy the voices?

No. The voices and likenesses of Willie Earl and Robert Earl may not be cloned, synthesized, or reproduced with AI or any other tool without written consent.